Eva from Wrestling With Retirement and Pat from A View From the Edge reminded me that Ms. Alley has recently dropped a WHOLE bunch of weight. She is decidedly hot.
My first view exposure to Kirstie (God, that sounds dirty) centered upon her role as Lt. Saavik in Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, one of my absolute favorites in the Star Trek series (right behind Star Trek XII: The Search For a Nice Clean Restroom....c'mon, did anyone really think a guy who writes the kind of stuff I do didn't have a favorite Star Trek movie? Seriously?)
NOTE: This is probably the record for "Most Use of Italics" in one sentence.
|Yeah, that's what I'm talking 'bout. |
Launching photon torpedo.
|No pointy ears or arched eyebrows. |
On the upside, she wasn't hit on by Bill Clinton.
|Things got so bad, her hair went gray |
and she tried to slash her left breast off
Well, no more. As seen on Dancing With the Stars, Kirstie has lost a buttload (and not just in the butt) of weight. She recently appeared on the Ellen show to show off her new bad self and claim she would like an "ugly" man (Hey, Kirstie, if you're not pissed at me, give me a shout).
|She may be in her 60s, but Great Googli-Moogli!|
A GENUINE PENWASSER SERIOUS MOMENT: As I thought about what I had written, I realized that it was very cruel of me to poke fun at her. A person's "hotness" does not hinge on how much weight that person carries or, indeed, their physical appearance. Personal jabs for the sake of a dopey joke are just that. Dopey. I will do my utmost to refrain from attacks of this nature in the future. They're just wrong.
Programming Note: Anthony Weiner is still fair game.