Friday, January 20, 2012

I Looked Around

But, I couldn't find anyone named 'Jack.'


I personally think he's tired of having people sticking their headphones in him just to talk.

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  1. I'm not even going to ask which part of Jack you need to insert those headphones into.

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  2. Jack is Laurie's bro-in-law and he'd appreciate it if you'd not plug into him...

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  3. I feel so sorry for Jack, life must suck for him. This made me laugh way more than it probably should have but damnit I laughed Al. Thanks for that buddy.

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  4. LOL is there any protocol on where to stick it?

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  5. @Deborah: Thanks. I just looked at it and it struck me as funny.
    @VinnyC: If you stick them in a certain spot, you'll get a whole lotta speech. But, you better have alcohol wipes on hand.
    @Mark: Always getting probed.....
    @Eva: "Jack" is such a handy word. Like "Dick." But, in a different way. Sometimes.
    @CW: He's not alone. Probably why I couldn't find anyone named 'Jack.'
    @Yeamie: I hope you see something like this and start laughing. But, not too hard. No sense getting hauled away to the loony bin.
    @Pat: There are several possibilities. But, I'm thinking one in particular will get you the best speeches.
    @Barb: And dat's da fact.

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  6. My father-in-law's name is Jack. Every now and again, I know where I'd like to stick it.

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    1. Wouldn't be epic if his last name was "Hoff"?

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    1. I'm always looking for accidental comedy.

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  8. I heard he actually enjoys it. Especially if you wiggle it around as you do it

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    1. I always wiggle it around when I do it. Oh....you mean the headphones? Oops, sorry. Never mind.

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  9. I've given you a blog award. You can see it here:

    http://beabeautifulfatgirl.blogspot.com/2012/01/awardpalooza.html

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  10. I know that guy but we use to call him Mr. Meoff. Sometimes Mr. Schitt. Once we saw him in a wagon. I don't know I just had to comment something so you would know my smart box was fixed and I could play again.
    Cheers!

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  11. First Brokeback Viagra, now Missing Jack. Hmm, I'm thinking you need a hobby.

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  12. @Bushman: But, did he have a set of headphones hanging from his britches? Welcome back!
    @Nancy: So you think I'm concentrating too much on my best friend?
    @Pat: The funniest things pop up in the most unlikeliest places (like swimming with no trunks on in the public pool-OMG, Nancy, you may be right!)
    @Bea: Thanks, Bea. You're the coolest!

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  13. LOL!
    Pay attention. Oh, wait you are.
    Another Alworthy observation.

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  14. Jack looks pretty empty to me. I wonder if Jack Shit is his full name.

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  15. oh lord, shag carpet around a toilet in a house full of boys. I'm in tears and I need to go wash my feet. I'll stop poking Jack, I can see why he'd get fed up with that.
    p.s. we aren't done with our Cemetery Dictator yet, but we are in a waiting phase - waiting to see if anyone from the higher authority gets back to us ... don't wait up!

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