Tuesday, January 17, 2012

I Don't Know About This


Nowhere in this commercial about boner pills do you see a woman.

Just some dude and some horses. Then, he drives his truck full of ponies to an unsuspecting homeowner's house for who-knows-what pharmaceutically enhanced gymnastics.

I'll say this about Cialis. They may have separate bathtubs, but at least it's a man and a woman.

Not a man and Mr. Ed.

46 comments:

  1. Viagra promotes bestiality....

    Newt Gingrich would be proud of your message, good sir.

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    1. I love this comment. Best one I've seen all day.

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    2. The one with the guy on the sailboat makes him look even MORE like a stalker rapist-with a mainmast in his pants. Viagra really needs to reconsider this approach. They're boning it all up.

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  2. What I was going to say is that I know what they're doing here. They're thinking like women. Men are not this complicated, but I guess the idea is to tell men that "Hey, if this rugged handsome man can't get a boner, then you must be okay."

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  3. That advert is absolutely crazy. I guess the fact he doesn't need a woman to get going is a selling point of the Viagra, I'm not sure!

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    1. Sometimes you just gotta take matters into your own hands. But, shucks, when I'm done, I don't need a pup-tent in my trousers to watch the game.

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  4. You are absolutely right Al. It is a little odd. I'm still going to ask them to call me when a man gets an erection lasting 4 hours. I hate waste!

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    1. Oh, hell, if it lasts 30 minutes after I'm done, I'm gonna want to know why.

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  5. I guess it's trying to promote that "hey, even rough tough cowboys need help to boost their junk... so man up and take our pillz, even if there aren't any women around... just buy them! Eat them! Show off your boner to friends and animals!"

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    1. Ohhhhhhhh, Wilburrrrrrrr, get off my back!!!!!!!!!!!

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  6. Hahahha real men ride horses? Dunno.

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  7. Or maybe they are just trying to say "Take viagra and be hung like a horse?" You think?

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    1. I never THOUGHT of that angle. Giddy up!

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  8. You totally cracked me up again with this one! I had seen the commercial, but hadn't really given it any thought! lol

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  9. Huh! And I just always wondered where they got the annoying "whooo hooo" music...

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  10. If I had a bone that lasted FOUR HOURS, you better believe I'd be shouting "whoooo hoooo"

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  11. Yeah, but, have you EVER seen the size of a horse's, you know, wee-wee? Holy kasabamelons, I'm feeling faint!

    And as far as no woman in this commercial - you know the famous line in Broke Back Mountain, "I can't quit you!"

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  12. Are they trying to say Viagra gives you horsepower when your engine doesn't run?

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  13. they always do have the weirdest commercials haha, funny in a way :p
    cool blog, you've got yourself another fan!

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  14. We don't even get Viagra adds on our TV. Not sure if that means that you guys need it more than our guys...

    And like the average guy would think to hook up the horses. More likely just sit and spin the wheels until he is completely bogged and then call road service

    My New Blog – “Lizard Happy”

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  15. Maybe they've created a new horse pill, or maybe they have a wagon full of underage girls that they're smuggling in.

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  16. So far my appendage functions to a very high standard and I am therefore not in need of 'willie biggerers' to enhance my performance.

    As a matter of fact, my wife has installed a mini-freezer in our bedroom for when she's had 'enough'!

    Willies shrivel rapidly when an ice pack hit's 'em!

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  17. There's no point having a woman in a boner-pill commercial. If she gives you a boner you won't buy the pills.

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  18. Bawhahaha! I hadn't seen this until now. What were they thinking?

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  19. @Pat: Well, there WAS this show in Tijuana.......
    @Ruth: Or pogo out of a mudhole.
    @Bragondorn: Not as creepy as the one with the sailboat guy-he just walks up to the house.
    @Tracer: Welcome to the club. We're a lot classier here at Penwasser Place than talking about Penis Potency Pills. Hmm, come to think of it, no we're not.
    @Mynx: I think it's all the MSG in our food. Having to look at Hillary Clinton doesn't help much to put a little lead in our pencils, either.
    @EmptyNest: Yes, they have. It turns you into a horse face. Have you SEEN John Kerry and Sarah Jessica Parker?
    @Symdaddy: Just think, after changing only one vowel, you have "buggerer." And a very scared dude named "Willie."
    @Gorilla: You know, I never thought of that. And who says man is the higher-order primate?
    @Emily: They were thinking boners. And horses.

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  20. maybe one pill is gayer...i mean- i know some gay dudes [yes, pun intended] who take dong enhancers - not because they need to per-se, but for the horseback riding all night effect. no horses included. but maaayyybe one guy named Eddie...

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  21. Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh my Efffffffffing Gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd! I can't stop laffing!! You guys are insane!!!!!

    Maybe the pills were for the horses - lotta money in stud!

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  22. After reading this and the comments, I got nothin' except: Ride 'em, cowboy!
    xoRobyn

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  23. Wait wait wait. You're telling me this ISN'T a Chevrolet commercial?

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  24. @Violet: Isn't "Dong Enhancer" a Chinese porn star?
    @Marlia: That's how you make centaurs.
    @Robyn: Lends new meaning to the term "cowpoke." Wait a minute, those aren't horses. Well, they're all God's creatures.
    @wheatgerm: "Lucccccyyyyyy!!!!! I'm home!!!!!!!!! And I've got a sweet baguette for you!!!! And I ain't talkin' bread!!!!!"
    @Beer: You get Viagra and rustproofing with every car sold.

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  25. I don't know it too :D following !

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  26. What was the brand that always had that overly-happy Bob guy?

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  27. The commercial was about "Smiling Bob" and Enzyte. I've copied the following from their website (yes, no kidding, they have a website):
    "If you’re looking for stronger, firmer, easier to achieve erections, it’s time to try Enzyte. The original, once-daily tablet for Natural Male Enhancement. Taken once a day, Enzyte supports the strongest, most powerful erections possible to help you achieve peak sexual enhancement."
    Two Emotions:
    1. Dismay that I even know this information.
    2. Relief that the "Smiling Bob" commercials didn't include horses.

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  28. I'll give them this - they used one killer song in that ad! Smokestack Lightening is one of my favourites.

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    1. Yeah. Now whenever I hear it, my trousers get tight.
      Thanks, Smokestack Lightning.

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  29. Oh Al, have you been watchin' Brokeback Mountain again? Perhaps an intervention is in order.

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  30. I'm not sure the middle of nowhere is the best place to be taking this.
    Some ads just fail.

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    1. You TAKE it in the middle of nowhere.
      It WORKS.
      You plaintively call into the emptiness, "NOW what? Oh, look, I have a few horses...."

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  31. OMG! I never thought about that!

    there's also the one with the guy in the sailboat. What's up with that?

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    1. The sailboat one is the worst in a creeper, stalker kind of way. Sadly, I couldn't find it on You Tube to post.

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