Sunday, January 8, 2012

Accidental Comedy Part IV

I don't know.  I thought this kind of thing was illegal outside of West Virginia.


Plus, even though the resolution on my cell phone camera is lousy, the package says on the upper left, "Not Dirty."


I disagree.

34 comments:

  1. Haha, that's amazing man! The things you find in America are hilarious buddy.

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  2. In some states it's legal to do things with an animal as long as it's under 30 lbs. Maybe that's where you were..haha

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  3. @Yeamie: I was standing by the shopping cart during "Husband Hell" (aka 'shopping') with Mrs. Penwasser when I noticed this thing. It was on the end of the aisle so I wasn't exactly sure what it said, but I THOUGHT it said what it said. When I got closer, I knew I had to take a picture. I really have no frikkin' clue what it meant. America also has Snooki, by the way.
    @Pat: Oh, well THAT explains it. I probably should treat my fish better.

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  4. That's funny. And despite the objections on the product, it is dirty. ;)

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  5. I looked more closely at it and saw that it was something to wash your dog's feet off. But, for the life of me, nowhere did I find anything that would make sense of "I Love Pet Head."

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  6. Oh no! That is not okay at all even though I think I know what that is. *shiver* That is just horrible advertising. Who in marketing thought that was the best possible name!? Ugh!

    PS...I feel only slightly bad that W. Virginia gets such a sick wrap...but then again I've been there and it's all true!

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  7. I can't believe this stuff gets through sales pitching lmao.

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  8. I laughed waaaay too hard at that. The fact that it's a footwash makes it even funnier.

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  9. So "Pet Head" is the name of the company, and they make a lot of different pet stuff, apparently trying to gain increased recognition by preying on the gutter minds of America. Clever, yes; classy, no. If you need to stoop to that to get my attention, don't expect a sale.

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  10. Funny and gross! It would be interesting to watch for someone to read the label and take that to the counter. I dare you, Al.
    xoRobyn

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  11. Now what kind of pet would do that? A blowfish?

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  12. Hahaha that's too funny! Great blog man

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  13. I concur with your disagreement. There is now way this isn't dirty.

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  14. @Jewels: It may be unfair to W.Va. They probably know how to treat their pets better. Maybe take them to dinner or a movie before they...uh...ewwwww!
    @Gia: They claim it's a pet foot wash. Riiiiigggghhhhttttt.
    @Mike: Maybe it did. I know if it was me I would have said, "Sure! That's a fantastic idea!"
    @Sub-Radar: Pet foot fetish, I guess.
    @CW: Pet Head is the name of the company. As one of the lowest common denominators, I happily make fun of it.
    @Robyn: Oh, that would be too funny. Especially if I asked for a pack of condoms.
    @Gorilla: Crap, I wished I thought of 'blowfish!'
    @Chris: I love it when a walk through a store gives me inspiration.
    @Tony: To say nothing of gross.

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  15. ooo, gorilla's funny! i buy crap like that sometimes just because it makes me laugh. and i like to leave it in places where other people will see it & wonder about me. i once had skank lipgloss. it made me giggle. too bad it tasted so bad.

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  16. Are they trying to make a take off of "Bed Head"? 'Cause if so, it doesn't work! This surely is poor advertising, especially for us pervs. I HEART Pet Head just leaves TOO much to MY imagination!

    Plus - foot wash? C'mon! Everyone knows that dogs feet smell like Fritos! And who DOESN'T like THAT smell?

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  18. I forgot... Not only do I love this picture, and think that pet foot wash is complete b.s. but I wanted to share the only "Pet Head" to love...
    Pet Head-Shots!
    New Yarr- New Blob:
    http://petpersonals.blogspot.com/
    More coming soon....
    V

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  19. @Baur: You think THAT'S weird, you shoulda seen the looks I got taking a picture of it.
    @Sherilin: Yeah, that was pretty funny, huh? I KNEW I should have bought it!
    @Pat: Bed Head? NOW we're talkin'! But, you know you're right-they DO smell like Fritos. Now I feel unclean for smelling my dog's feet. He kinda dug it, though.
    @Eva: On many levels.
    @Violet: I'm gonna have to go check that out.

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  20. It would make a good gag gift. Or maybe a good gift for those people you just have a feeling about.

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  21. Sounds like something that used to happen in hotel rooms when Zep toured America in the 70's.

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  22. Oh um, oh my.

    Not sure what to say to that. ._.

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  23. What in the Sam Hell is that? I'm frightened, Penwasser.

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  24. That's awesome. This weekend at the grocery store I saw a big pink dinosaur stuffed animal for Valentine's Day. The sign said, "12 Inch Love Dino." I only wish I had my camera at the time.

    What are you giving your wife for V-day?

    A 12 inch love dino!

    Gross, man. Gross.

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  25. @Ruth: I suppose I could walk into the local pet store and....wait a minute. What am I saying!!?
    @Anne: Whole Lotta Love.
    @Dwei: No thank you...?
    @Dawn: I think Dr. Doolittle does more than talk to the animals.....
    @Beer: Hahahahahahahaha.....I'm gonna keep my eye out for that.

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  26. I came back to read your response, Al. I'm rolling with laughter.
    PS Now I double dare ya!
    xoRobyn

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  27. I'll go there and plop down a box of condoms with vaseline and a feather boa.

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  28. Who in their right mind would choose that for their company's name. As a spoof, I can see that. For a legit business, they're nuts. Haha!

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  29. That's a real? LMAO!!!

    I can see that maybe down south..but in PA?

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  30. Hilarious! I love your blog man, great work!

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