|In case you ever wondered what Prince Charles looked like as a kid|
Hey, it works for those hideous Tim Allen movies.
Instead of something edible, Dennys will be selling fat bombs disguised as Cookie Pancakes.
|Hey, you could always eat the napkin|
|Well, milk is good for you at least. |
Pay no attention to that whipped cream. Or the sprinkles.
Jeez Louise, can our restaurants offer us worse things to eat? Why not have a bowl full of Snickers bars for breakfast?
That's all the ranting I can do for now. I'm getting kind of hungry. Better head to Krispy Kreme to pick up a dozen glazed crullers.
|Oh, and like you've never Googled |
"Where'd my penis go?" before?