Saturday, November 5, 2011

In the News

  "Ahmed doesn't know I switched his vest full of plastic explosives for one full of Folgers' crystals.  Let's see if he notices, God Willing."


  "Oh, yeah, where are my manners?  Death to America."

26 comments:

  1. That was really whispered to you, damn aren't you lucky..haha

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  2. One things for sure. When that goes off it's going to put everyone on high alert.

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  3. At least he will have a steady supply of coffee for awhile, everyones a winner!

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  4. oh, i hope i don't have any folgers crystals in my vest. remember what coffee does to me?

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  5. is he trying to stop your letal eye attack?

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  6. I actually love this guy! Well I maybe don't love him but I find him pretty funny. Nice post as always buddy.

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  7. Singing that old jingle, you know the one,

    "The best, part of waking up, is Folgers in your suicide bomber flack jacket."

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  8. Outstanding, particularly that last line.

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  9. @Pat: I hate it when I hear voices.
    @aamedor: I don't know what to say. And that's saying a lot.
    @Vinny: Code Orange. Or Blue. Or Caffeine.
    @Sub-Radar: And nobody's groggy!
    @Sherilin: You're right! Maybe Tang would be better...?
    @Orang3: He IS mesmerizing, isn't he?
    @Eva: Things that make you go.......
    @Yeamie: Yeah, and get a few drinks in him, he's a scream at parties.
    @ib: It gets everyone's attention.
    @AC: Too much?
    @Tony: He really should work for Hallmark.
    @Poetry: I know. That Folgers is really something else.

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  10. Notice the careful placement of his middle finger to hide the zit on his nose.

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  11. He kinda reminds me of that coffee guy from South America. You know the one with the donkey. I don't remember the name of the brand.

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  12. @Gorilla: Oh, THAT'S what it is. I also thought it was sly attempt at a "pick."
    @Ruth: Now I gotta Google. I'll be back.....

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  13. @Ruth: Told you I'd be back. The coffee was Savarin. The spokesman was El Exigente. Okay, that's it. I'm going to bed.

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  14. Thank you. I am too tired to Google. I need to go to bed too.

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  15. Shoulda had coffee. I did at about nine. That's why I'm still up.

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  16. Ah...Penwasser. Clearly, you are wack and the terrorists have won. But you make me smile. :)

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  17. Good going, Al. Caffeine's almost as lethal.

    Thanks for the laughs as always. And sorry it's Christmas around there. That really stinks.

    xoRobyn

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  18. haha! Coffee always makes me explode out the other end anyways...

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  19. That's a lot of caffine...
    funny stuff!

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  20. @Dawn: And they're holding me hostage in return for the "Best of David Hasselhoff" boxed DVD set.
    @Robyn: Two cream, one sugar, 6 pounds of C4.
    @Dr. Heckle: Dynamite or caffeine-fueled explosion o' brown...? I don't know which would be worse on a bus.
    @Pat: Just look for the jittery guy next to you at the powerplant.

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  21. @Amberr: Thank you very much. The guy is always good for a laugh. So was Moammar, but we know how THAT turned out.

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