|Go ahead. Eat as much as you want. We'll be there for you.|
-The American Dental Association
|Oh, your house is getting egged|
|"Your movies sucked!"|
"Oh, yeah? Well at least I didn't have George Clooney play me!"
"True, but Richard Pryor in one of yours? Please!"
"Okay, but I think we can both agree that Robin is a real pussy!"
|"Do you have a couple of minutes|
to talk about the Lord?"
|"He doesn't look like a Mormon."|