Sunday, September 4, 2011

Unfortunately


Muammar was pretty hacked off when he found out he was over 40 years too late for the Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band open auditions.


"I've been pretty busy, you know," the Third World dictator protested.  "But, now my schedule has pretty much opened up.  Whaddya mean John and George are dead?"


Pausing....


"Did we have anything to do with that?" 

16 comments:

  1. His military credentials are probably even less legitimate than Sgt Pepper's.

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  2. That is hilarious. I will never understand any man who wears curtain tassles on his giant shoulder pads and thinks to himself, "Damn, I look regal!"

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  3. Maybe he has some sort of Michael Jackson fixation thing?

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  4. The costume is Sergeant Pepper, but the hairstyle is the White Album.

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  5. LOL!!! You NEVER fail to make me pee my pants laughing!

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  6. Priceless. You are so right on, lol.

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  7. He could still march in the band tho

    Mary A.

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  8. That fucking desert sun really did some wear out on his looks through the years. It is like he was all popular back in the 80's (wearing ray bans) in the news front and now pops up like a dictator comeback tour!

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  9. @Eva: It's amazing what my mind thinks is funny. I think I need therapy....
    @Tony: And he probably can't sing worth a crap.
    @Jewels: Chicks dig him. Or else.
    @dbs: Yeah, he was Michael before Michael. Now, Michael's no longer with us. Coincidence?
    @Gorilla: And the face is five miles of bad road.
    @Nancy: Pee pants, milk through nose. It's all good.
    @Clipped: And the funny thing is, it's a rental.
    @Jo-Anne: Yeah, he's probably thinking, "Whoa, never saw THAT comin'!"
    @Mary: In the Murderous Kazoo section.
    @Ruth: I know, he never really caught on with the MTV Generation. Totally unrelated....I was speaking with my brother and sister-in-law last night. They mentioned they once went to Des Moines. Of course, being the wiseguy, I asked, "On purpose?" They said that all of Iowa is fantastic. Who knew?
    @Damon: Next stop: "Dancing With the Infidels."
    @Bluezy: I seen better faces on iodine bottles. Shoulda moisturized.

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  10. All of it's fantastic? I didn't know that either.

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  11. @Robyn: He was a great man who will be sorely missed.......Um....the Libyans are making me say this...go get help.
    @Ruth: All that and corn. Who knew?

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