Saturday, August 20, 2011

I Am So Hacked Off

  Now, I'm getting stiffed from Kim Kardashian.


Bad enough these two blew me off and didn't invite me to their wedding....


  I was hoping that was only because they're British and still held a grudge from that whole Yorktown thing.  Besides, they had to put up with Madonna.  So, I get it.
  
  But, Kim Kardashian is an American.  Whose father is the Olympian, Bruce Jenner (by the way, ole Bruce looks like he's been rode hard and put away wet.  I can kinda understand that, though.  Have you seen his family?).
  
  So, that makes me 0-2 for 2011 weddings.
  
  Luckily, I'm invited to my niece's wedding in October.
  
  I hope.
  
  Wonder if she'll like that plaid melon-baller set I got for Wills and Kate?

23 comments:

  1. You crack me up! How could she no love that plaid melon-baller?

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  2. Now that I read it, "plaid melon-baller" sounds kinda dirty.
    Maybe those bamboo skewers and tiki torches instead....?

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  3. would you really want to go to that paparazi circus? i don't even like going to regular weddings, so i'd be inclined to skip even if did get an invite.

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  4. Only if there would be an open bar. And I could push Lindsay off her stool. That'd be epic.

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  5. You're a Brit, right? Did you get an invite to the Royal Wedding?

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  6. What about a pair of Teddy Bear hamsters?

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  7. Can I just say that I am typing this on a courtesy Apple in a posh hotel room overlooking the canal in Leeds while not wearing any clothes. Get her some tea towels.

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  8. The royal couple came to my city not too long ago, I'm glad we got them too dress up like cowboys. They looked so ridiculous lol

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  9. Let's remember that Bruce Jenner is her step-father. Her father was the low life lawyer of OJ Simpsons who made his suitcase and clothes mysteriously disappear and then he died. Without Daddy's money there wouldn't even be a show about these rich spoiled asses. And Bruce Jenner looks like he's visited the wrong plastic surgeon. He looks freaky doesn't he? If I get married Al, I will invite you to my wedding. OK?

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  10. Looks like the whole Kardashian family is under that dress. I didn't get my invite either but am very much relieved.

    PS Your niece's wedding invite must be lost in the mail. Please have her re-send. Thanks.

    xoRobyn

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  11. @Violet: Awwwwwwwww..........unless they're Grizzly Teddy Bear hamsters....?
    @Tony: And they say that Dos Equis-drinking gray-haired dude is the most interesting man in the world.
    @Kid: Did they say, "Howdy?"
    @dbs: Especially with pearls.
    @Sylar: Thanks! Back atcha!
    @Barb: See? That's what I get for not checking my facts! I'm so like the media. Egg on my face. Thanks! P.S. As long as I don't have to sit next to your alien neighbors, I'll be there.
    @Robyn: I know, that dress looks like it's full of munchkins. Or she's ten feet tall. I really want to go to her wedding. They'll be serving egg rolls (presumably not at the church).

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  12. How many different sizes can one ball with those melon ballers? My set comes with 19.

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  13. I can get you an invitation to Nico the gorilla's wedding at Longleat. Actually, it's not so much a wedding as a live peep show.

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  14. I know who's wedding will be the best.

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  15. Love this blog post! A really interesting read! Followed!

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  16. When it comes to Kim Kardashian's wedding I couldn't care less..........

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  17. Why would you want to go to a Kardashian wedding? It would be a disaster lol.

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  18. People: The open bar? Provided I could muscle Lindsay out of the way.

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