Wednesday, July 13, 2011

When You Care Enough To Send the Very Best


Just head on down to a gift shop at the Jersey Shore and pick up a little something for your sweetie.

Why waste your money on a dozen roses, bottle of champagne, box of chocolates, or something from Hallmark when you can show her how you really feel?

23 comments:

  1. That is the Jersey Shore for ya. I honestly expected that when I saw the picture! Such a classy place. haha.

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  2. That wasn't even the worst of them (as I'm sure you know since you're a local)! I have to admit, I felt a little like a perv taking this picture (Mrs. Penwasser shook her head and kept walking-very fast-away from me). Thank goodness it was just a mannequin's butt, though. Still, the Ukrainian who ran the store gave me the stink eye. Until he asked me if I wanted to take the dolly home with me.
    We had pizza, instead.

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  3. Al-the sad thing is that a Jersey girl (and sadly some PA ones) will actually wear that! Even more sad some will purchase it FOR THEMSELVES! I mean, come on!

    *shakes head and mumbles to self about "today's youth"*

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  4. This is even worse than the ones with "juicy" written on the back.

    I'd be insulted if a guy bought me panties like that.

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  5. @Jewels: And some of them WERE wearing them. My daughter swore she never would though. She doesn't know anyone named Mike (Said primarily to watch the apoplectic purplish expression on my face).
    @Lemons: Especially if HIS name wasn't Mike.
    Alas, along with the likes of Sheen, Lohan, Gibson, and (giggle) Weiner, thus is our culture.
    One thing I DID learn at the Jersey Shore: what the expression "DTF" means. Let's put it this way: you'd never see a nun wear shorts that said that.

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  6. I'd buy a his and hers set. I mean, it's only fair. If she's my bitch, I should be her bitch too.

    Or Mike's bitch, as it were...

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  7. Maybe they'd be big sellers in prison...? "Big Mike's Bitch...?"

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  8. Oh, and Lemons...? I'd be insulted if a guy bought me a pair like that, too.
    And not a little bit scared.

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  9. Sheesh Jersey fucking shore is everywhere.

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  10. Gives us real "Jersey Girls" a bad name. Dammit. Wasn't "bitch" across the back enough? I mean that's the true symbol isn't it?

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  11. That's more than a little disturbing.

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  12. And...Big Mike's Bitch...well, that would be Little Mike, right!!

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  13. I love that you actually took that photo! LOL

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  14. i had to google DTF cuz i've never even heard that one. i'm getting old and out of date.

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  15. @OT: It was a freakin' carnival down there, I'm tellin' ya!
    @Barb: I take one more swipe at Jersey in a post that's delayed until July 21st. How's THAT for a teaser?
    @Ruth: You shoulda seen the sideshow on the boardwalk. That was the real disturbing part.
    @Jenny: That's Little Mike with the "purdy" mouth.
    @Deborah: I was in. I was out. Sounds like my se...oh, never mind about THAT one!
    @Sherilin: I had to ask my kids. What's disturbing is that they BOTH knew.

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  16. Man, that is Klassy with a K! Gotta love Jersey (says the Ohioan). ;)

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  17. Yeah, I know. Chest hair, tattoos, bulging beer bellies, pack of Luckys rolled up in their tee shirt sleeves...
    And those are the women.

    Posted at the entrance for the New Jersey Turnpike: "Welcome to New Jersey. Spend Money at the Shore and Get the F Out. You Gotta Problum Wit Dat?"

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  18. I have that same underwear! I wear it out to the clubs to avoid confusion.

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  19. @Jessica: Sure. On a mannequin (or would that be "woman"nequin?). Just imagine if it was on Chaz Bono, though. Oh, wait a minute, it said "Mike's" Bitch. What was I thinking?
    @Nancy: Wronger still if it was on good ole Chaz. Or Oprah-Stedman's Bitch.

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  20. At least it would be an honest gift... Well... anyway.. Moving on.

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