Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
obviously very important piece of equipment
Clearly important medical information that needs to be in every man's charts...and really how else would you measure that!? A saccharometer of course!
Mine are 3 foot.
Awesome!!!I wonder if those nurses used one on me before my vasectomy.
LOL ! :O)
@Mynx: As long as it's not cold.@Jewels: It's the only way to determine if a man has "big balls."@Tony: Watch how you walk.@Eva: Just goes to show, there's a machine for everything.@OT: I'm sure they did. How else would they know how big of a scalpel to use?@Deborah: Size doesn't mater. Or...so they say.
I love the photo with the medical staff in serious discussion over the patient. Did you think they're sharing the sad results of his saccharometer test?
Ahh...checking the sweetness factor of the testes are we? Good call - nobody wants sour balls, unless you're eating Chinese.
@Kara: "I hate to tell you this, Mr. Bieber. You have no balls."@Jenny: Which comes with every order of "Cum Sum Yung Guy." Oh, that's bad. Sorry.
Irony of it all is what the Saccharometer is, right! You sweet thing you - and if it measured you...well, you'd score pretty good.And, I'll take an order of "Cum Sum Yung Guy" long as it's served with a side of gorgeous and tall!
What they are actually saying is this. "This guys wife says he has no balls. I think she might be right."
Oh my good lord Al... I think you met your match in Jenny from Pearson Report... ha ha ha!
I have a really naughty comment to add to your "it's the only way to determine if a man has big balls" but I'm going to keep it to myself because I am a lady!
@Jewels: I don't know what you mean. After all, I guess you could.....ohhhhh....NOW I know. :-O@Average Girl: I know. Jenny's a peach. Or a nectarine. Hmm, I think a nectarine is a peach that shaves.@Barb: I have balls. My wife just keeps them in a jar and only lets me take them out on special occasions. Anniversaries, Valentine's Day, Canadian Thanksgiving...you know, the usual.@Jenny: Cum Sum Yung Guy is only fortune cookie.
I'm so glad you defined it for us. Otherwise, I'd go out and pour chocolate syrup on one before devouring it. PS Thanks for your sweet comment. Darn, what was that movie "And I hope there is one." ? I can't remember.xoRobyn
Wow, always wanted to try a nut measure...just got to make sure I don't mix it up with a cracker...
Or a vise.Unless that's the British term for "cracker"? To us, a cracker is a redneck. Which is a hillbilly. By that, I mean a backwoods Southern boy. Not that there's anything wrong with the South. Oh, crap, I'm probably in trouble with an entire region now.
hehe very nice :P followed :)
Guess its one of those words that when you say it, you're confusing someone.
I was thinking more on the lines of a Nut cracker....