Friday, June 24, 2011

Today's Vocabulary


Cockeyed:  1.  (adj)  Unfortunate side-effect following use of the foreskin for cosmetic surgery of the eyes.

13 comments:

  1. That is one of the most disturbing photos I've ever seen!

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  2. Bleach! I need Bleach - oh, the image must be erased from my mind!!!!

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  3. @Lady E: You haven't seen my prom picture.
    @laughingmom: cosmetic surgery gone awry is rarely pretty

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  4. not sure what disturbs me more... the creepy pic, or the definition...
    eeeewwwhahaha

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  5. you are nuts! love it! horrible photo though!

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  6. "eeeeewwwhahahaha" says it all.

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  7. That definition and picture do match perfectly, Al. It is uber-gross, though.
    xoRobyn
    PS Love your response to Lady E. You're a riot.

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  8. That is what freaky photo!

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  9. Now that's going to give me nightmares! LOL

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  10. It gives me a better understanding of the word cockscomb now. Disgustingly wonderful, keep em coming

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  11. Gross as usual, lol. You never disappoint. Now I need to postpone my cosmetic eye surgery appointment, and do a bit more research.

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  12. @Violet: Like I told Lady E, you should see my prom picture.
    @Eva: Nuts-Cockeyed. Sounds like a subconscious connection to me.
    @dbs: Apparently, YOU'VE seen my prom picture.
    @Robyn: I really should post my prom picture (NOTE: I have probably set a record for the most uses of the phrase "prom picture" in one Blogger post).
    @Ruth: It's how I roll.
    @Deborah: You're welcome.
    @Bushman: Cockscomb is when you want your pubes to look dynamite for the ladies. Ewwww, sorry, that skeeves even ME out.
    @Clipped: I think you're good, because you're a lady of your gender. But, if you get cosmetic eye surgery, I'd still ask where they got the extra skin from (in case they add a little to your lids). If they come from a circumcision, you stand the risk of your eyes getting swollen when a hot dude walks by (think about it). To say nothing of premature tearing.

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  13. Thankfully, they remove extra skin from eyelids, because no one wants droopy...with the...of...ugh!

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