Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Today's Vocabulary


Pontius Pilates:  1. (n) New workout program which features a cardiovascular, stretching, and scourging regimen.  Then, everyone gets to wash their hands.

13 comments:

  1. I love these vocabulary words!

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  2. Can I set up a drumset in the corner of your blog? I want to be the toke *rimshot* guy...

    Love this post.

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  3. Too funny. I had to read the name twice.

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  4. Blogger has been eating my comments lately. I think I said clever!

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  5. Al this just makes me “cross”....are you trying to crucify us....

    Don't worry I'll be back in 3 days

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  6. Toss in some trolloping (before the handwashing) and cruising (either before or after handwashing), and I'm sold. Is there a special annual membership fee, Al? Please!
    xoRobyn

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  7. Thanks, everyone. This is an example of things that I see that just strike me as funny. We were driving by a gym the other day and I saw a sign for a "Pilates" class. My little pea brain got to moving and, even though my wife didn't think it was funny, I did, so...voila!
    I even laugh at the tubs of Crack Filler at the Home Depot.

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  8. haha, I think I might actually stick with this one... Unless I get 'board' and let the instructor crucify me... Of course, maybe I'll meet someone there and get nailed. But it better be legit because I don't want to be left hanging...

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  9. BA DUM BUM BUM!!!!! Thank you, thank you very much. I'm here till Thursday. Don't forget your waiters and waitresses. :-)

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