Oh, Christ, the old man's home! And he's gonna want to go fishing!!!!
Even if you haven't read my post on April 6th, Once Upon a Fishing Trip, I think you can get a pretty good idea how psychologically scarred we were by Dad's penchant for making us go fishing with him. But, if you DID read it (or want to April 6th-Brought To You By the Letter 'F'), it will more adequately explain the above.
Happy Mothers Day to all the moms out there!