I don't anyone to be alarmed, but I'll be gone for a couple of days. You see, I need to go pick up the kid who cuts my lawn in Virginia today. Well, I don't mean my LAWN is in Virginia, but the kid is. Damn grammar.
I plan on leaving sometime this afternoon. After seven hours of highway adventure (punctuated by talk radio, bad singing, and me picking my nose next to any car I find with old people), I'll get to his college sometime around midnight. If I'm lucky, I'll get up in time the next morning for a Danish and a lukewarm cup of coffee. I don't know the Danish girl's name, but I'm looking forward to the coffee.
Just so you don't think I don't care (is that too many uses of the word "don't"? I had to read it a couple of times to make sure it made sense. Kinda like a double negative thing, ya know), I've left a "Today's Vocabulary" on delayed post for Wednesday.
Love that delayed post. Makes you think I'm up and aware when I'm actually still drooling on a motel's pillow.