Wednesday, April 13, 2011

April 13th-Brought to You By the Letter 'M'


Today's Vocabulary


Mambo:
1. (n) Sylvester Stallone's mother

Mammoth:
1. (adj) See: "Morass."

Manhole:
1. (n) Urethra


Masticate:
1. (v) To chew
2. (v) To grind or knead
3. (v) How Kate got rid of eight

Mastodon:
1. (n) See "Morass."

Meaty:
1. (adj) See "Morass."


Metronome:
1. (n) Dwarf who lives in New York City

Miasma:
1. (n) Personalized respiratory disease.

Moose:
1. (n) See "Morass."



Morass:
1. (n) See: Kirstie after "Wrath of Khan."



Mountain Lion:
1. (v) Dangerous sex.

Mountain Sheep:
1. (v) Safe sex. But kinda gross.

13 comments:

  1. You always make me laugh!!!
    gigglelaughcry.blogspot.com

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  2. this post is JUST want I needed this morning... thank you for the giggles

    http://baygirl32.blogspot.com

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  3. Yeah, you'll want to stay away from mountain lions and sheep. And certainly Kristi Alley. Yeeeshhh! LOL!

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  4. I agree with you on the Kirstie Alley one for sure.

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  5. Al - you da Man, me da Mambo, me tinkin' you da YMCA Macho Man!

    I'm laughing - and that warrants a High Five!
    Jenny

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  6. Never since my time as a counselor at Camp Iawannabeethin have I seen more morass in one place. Thanks for the laugh!

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  7. Miasma! God, I love bad puns! Thanks for the laugh.

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  8. Thanks for the "fab" M words ;) :p

    Following you from A-Z challenge!

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  9. Thanks, all! This was meant to be a quick post. 'O' and 'P' will be a little longer (ok, altar boys at 'P'layland will be real long), but 'Q' will be a bit of a respite. Some of these words you had to say out loud (e.g., mountain lion) to get. Maybe this was a nice break...?
    @Giggle: as do you me (gee, that sounds like something Tonto would say)
    @baygirl: glad you laughed (maybe groaned a tad?)
    @Stephen: I forgot to include: "Mountain Top." That is male superior in the Missionary Position.
    @OT: Kirstie was way hot in "The Wrath of Khan." Pointy ears and all.
    @Eva: People at work were wondering what I was doing thumbing through the dictionary.
    @Jenny: I hear it's fun to stay at the YMCA...?
    @Nate: Next month, I'll be posting my memories of church summer camp. If you see it, stop by.
    @Kara: Miasma, Urasma, we all have asthma! Aren't you glad this wasn't a post for 'U?' (i.e., Uranus).
    @Ju Dimello: thanks for stopping by!

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  10. Al, these are great. I didn't think you could do it, I mean, A-Z challenge. I'm not saying that...wait...uum.
    What was I saying?

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  11. It's kind of a slog, but it is fun. The worst part about it is that I get inspiration for things which don't fit any particular letters or which fit letters have already been used. For example, I was inspired to write about the mens room hand dryers (would have worked for 'D') I saw tonight (I even took pictures. Of the hand dryers. Keep it clean). So, I'll defer that post until sometime next month.
    This week has been tough because I've had things to do all week and so can't read and/or comment as much as I like.
    Finally, I've been on pins and needles waiting for my invitation to the royal wedding to come in.

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