Thursday, March 17, 2011

Today's Vocabulary


Woodcock:  1. (n) The reason why Pinocchio, who doesn't like getting splinters, bought a pair of gloves.
2. (n) The reason why Pinocchio, deathly afraid of friction-induced fire, refused to date the girl puppet Geppetto made.

4 comments:

  1. Sometimes the junior high schooler in me breaks free.

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  2. Now that is hysterical. Is this where the idea for Woody Woodpecker came from I wonder?

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