This weekend, as I entered a Mens' Room at Kohl's, a little boy brushed past me to meet his mother outside (outside the door. Not "outside" outside).
She asked him if he has washed his hands.
In a voice loud enough to be heard from the closed door, I heard, "But, I didn't touch it!"
I wonder if the guy in the stall thought it was strange to hear someone giggling at the urinal?
Hmm...Urine Al....sounds like the aftereffect of putting that balm on my feet?