Friday, January 14, 2011

Today's Vocabulary


Woodpecker:  1. (n)  Grows when Pinocchio lies about sex.

3 comments:

  1. Those ZZ Top guys once "woke up with wood".

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  2. On a similar vein....I used to wonder what those tubes of Plastic Wood at Home Depot were for. Then someone told me: they were Viagra for Ken before he took Barbie out on a date. Who knew?

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