Set a spell, take your shoes off, ya'll come back now, ya hear?
Ah ha ha, very funny. This could be a new direction for you... a lexicon-ist (I am sure that is not a word, so you can have it).
Where is the like button?
Thanks! Quite a few of these kind of things go through my pea brain. I had considered: "1. Snowballs (n). The #1 reason you never see any Snowkids" but elected to go with the above instead.