Thursday, January 28, 2010

I'm Just Wondrin'....


When you use the self-serve feature on the gas pump and you insert your credit card in the slot and it asks you to "Remove Card Quickly"....

How "quickly" is "quickly"?  Will it work if you tease the gas pump and remove it "slowly"?  Is there such a thing as too "quickly"?  Can you shove the card back in for a brief second and then pull it out "quickly"?

I pretty much think all of the above is a metaphor for my sex life.  No WONDER the attendant gives me the evil eye each time I drive up.

I'm just sayin'...

3 comments:

  1. It only takes 20 tries when it's below 20F with a wind chill of 10F...

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  2. It's so cold here, my sex life is trying to hide in my fat, warm butt cheeks!

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