Wednesday, May 25, 2016

USA! USA! USA!

This morning, at CVS, a Patriotic Bandana...MADE IN CHINA


Proud to be an American.

"Oooooooh, hate when Penwasser read label!"

Monday, May 23, 2016

Captain Caption XCIII

"Those crazy bastards were right.
There really aren't any pictures in Fifty Shades of Grey!"


"WE WARNED YOU!!!"

Friday, May 20, 2016

Good Tip

 
    The commercial states "do not take Victoza if you're allergic to Victoza."  Some things, I would think, would be obvious.

"Now they tell me."

  It also says that you should ask your doctor if Victoza is right for you.  I don't know, but, if you need to suggest treatment, you may need to go elsewhere for your health care.

"Okay, we'll give that Victoza thing a shot."
    Finally, the commercial also states that, while you may experience weight loss, you should not look on it as a weight loss medication.
"Really?  Shit.  What am I going to do with all these boxes then?
And here I coulda bought cheeseburgers."

Monday, May 16, 2016

Captain Caption XCII

"I'd like to thank Col Ralph Peters for saying I was a 'posse.'
Although, I think he misspoke.
I think he meant to say I was 'in a posse.'"

Friday, May 13, 2016

And Now For Something Completely Different

A post for Superman groupies...

Smallville Junior High School 8th Grade Class Picture

Monday, May 9, 2016

Captain Caption XCI

"No, no, Raul, that's not how you surrender.
Don't beat yourself up too much, though.
I've pretty much  mastered the move."

Monday, May 2, 2016

On Holiday


  I know, I know, it's like I do this every year after the A-Z Challenge.  After one month of writing posts and one month of reading posts, I've neglected my book.  Soon to be ignored by millions, just like its predecessors, I need to get back on the stick (BONUS sexual double entendre!  You're welcome) and return to 50 Shades of Penwasser which I hope to have finished in June.  It's all written; I just need to polish it (hey, that's ANOTHER sexual double entendre!  Good grief, I just can't help myself). 

   Anyway, by the time I got to the closed signs, all they had left was this one in Spanish.*  In any event, if you can't read Spanish (if that's the case, how the hell do you know your way around Lowes?), Penwasser Place will be taking a short hiatus for a week or so.  I'll return next Monday with a Captain Caption.  However, the next day, I'll be going to Florida for about five days.  Meaning, who the frik knows when I'll be back full time?

    Until then, stay classy. 

"Done!"

*Seriously, you believe that?  If so, I have a bridge....