Scientists Investigating Giant Hole In Siberia.
In related news, Octo-Mom visits Russia.
|C'mon, you know the one.|
|Well played, Gary. Well played.|
|"Okay, so it's a deal. We keep the colonies, but we'll send you Madonna. You can have football, but we're gonna call it soccer. That's okay, though, because nobody will watch it.|
Now...I hate to ask this, who gets France? Oh, efff. Hey, what if we give them Jerry Lewis?"
|Tell you what...when you figure that out, |
let me know what I am."
|"Hahahahahahaha...that's hilarious! |
Hey! What's that black dude doing here?"
|Yep, more than this. |
But this is enough.
|"Oh, yeah? Well, you suck! |
Plus, I got more action than you did. Winning!"
|"Who's getting some action??"|
|Yeah, even Spain. |
They were probably Red Sox fans, so it's cool.
|"Here's lookink at you, Al. |
24 hours a day."