Friday, April 24, 2015

'U' Is For 'Ugly'


Ugly


Beauty Is Skin Deep
Ugly Can Go To The Bone
Have We Ever Met?

Thursday, April 23, 2015

'T' Is For 'Tighty Whitey'


Tighty Whitey


Soft White Cotton Sack
Holds The Boys Close And Secure
Wait!  Is That Coleman?

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

'S' Is For 'Simmons'


Simmons


Happy Little Man
Spandex Shorts Fitness Guru
Catcher Or Pitcher?

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

'R' Is For 'Rain'


Rain


Soft Pitter Patter
Gently Falling Heaven's Tears
EFF!  The Game's Rained Out!!

Monday, April 20, 2015

'Q' Is For 'Q-Bert'


Q-Bert


Only A Quarter
Orange Ball Jumps Up and Down
Better Than Skee Ball

Saturday, April 18, 2015

'P' is for Passover


Passover

Let My People Go
Moses Told Mighty Pharaoh
He Don't Look Jewish

Friday, April 17, 2015

'O' Is For 'Octo-Mom'


Octo-Mom


Nadya Crazy Chick
Gave Eight Children To the World 
Uterus Falls Out